Flying Spaghetti Monster Goodness
There has been some fervent debate prompted by an extremely refreshing article on the Mary MacKillop “Miracle”. I found this brilliant piece of FSM goodness in the comments:
Enlightened | Newport - January 15, 2010, 3:06PM wrote:
God creted the heavens and the earth. This is his design and his playground. If he wants to suspend the ‘laws’ of nature then by golly he can do that. He does this often through love and divinity. This is evidence for Mary McKillop’s miracles. The Lord God was able to suspend the laws of nature and cure this woman from her cancer.
Atheists often question the Lords divine plan by saying humans are imperfect or there are many evils in the world. This is due to Atheists and their non belief. The world would be a much safer and beautiful place if people simply stopped their irrational thoughts of questioning their creator and saviour and accepted jesus into their hearts.
Think outside the square atheists and accept that fact that you don’t know everything, only God does. and dont forget that even for all your blashphemy and evil that you spread…God still loves you.
Brendan | Wollongong NSW - January 15, 2010, 3:54PM responded
Lo, the benevolent Flying Spaghetti Monster (Parmesan Cheese Be Upon Him) created the heavens and the earth. This is His design and His pasta bowl. If He wants to suspend the ‘laws’ of nature then by golly He can do that. He does this often through his heavenly chunky tomato sauce.
Non-pastafarians often question the FSM’s divine recipe by saying humans are imperfect or there are many evils in the world. This is due to their disbelief in The Bolognaise. The world would be a much safer and beautiful place if people simply stopped their irrational thoughts of questioning the FSM and accepted pasta into their hearts.
Think outside the square, non-pastafarians, and accept that fact that you don’t know everything, only FSM does.
Even for all your blashphemy and evil that you spread, His Great Unleavenedness still loves you, and will shower you with meatballs in the afterlife. If you are good. If not, you will be cast, as leftovers, into the cold of the eternal Fridge. So say I, hence it is true.
Brendan, I don’t know who you are , but you are full of awesome!
